Californication

Hank : Talk, really? Has anything good ever come of such a thing ever?

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Californication

Hank: Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean, we have all this amazing technology, and yet… Computers have turned into basically four-figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but… But all it’s really given us is Howard Dean’s aborted candidacy and… 24-hour day access to kiddy porn. People… They don’t write anymore. They blog. Instead of talking, they text… No punctuation, no grammar, L.O.L. this and L.M.F.A.O. that. It just seems to me that it’s just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a protolanguage that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King’s English.

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Californication

Hank: Whatever you do, don’t be another brick in the wall!

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Californication

Hank: She said one thing. I said another. Next thing I knew, I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation.

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